Astronomer Royal, Baron Martin Rees of Ludlow, says that ET’s will be nothing more than body-less, powerful electric brains.  That’s right.  They will be so far along from an evolutionary sense that they will have evolved themselves right out of a body.  I wonder if that will affect the bathroom policies on QX-238 LP zzllsupsypz.  Hard to say without knowing the politics of disembodied, electric brain aliens.  Let’s say “no” for now and we can change our minds later if we get more information.  Anyway, this is what Baron Martin Rees of Ludlow thinks of our potential alien visitors.  Who are we to argue?

Well, I don’t know who you are, but I am the all-powerful, all-seeing, all county Muffet’s Orange.  To Baron Martin Rees of Ludlow I say quit being a pretentious ass and drop some of your names.  I further say that we shouldn’t be contemplating aliens at all.  We should be hiding from them.  Very quietly.  If there are aliens so technologically advanced, why would we want them around?  After all, you just said they don’t have bodies.  Thus, they probably need somebody to do all of their crap jobs for them.  How do you vacuum or unplug toilets without a body?

And do you know who is a likely candidate for these jobs?  Some mental midget with a body, that’s who.  Much like yourself.  It is hard to believe an astronomer could be so obtuse.  Didn’t he watch the miniseries V?  Or Independence Day?  The Day the Earth Stood Still?  Hasn’t he heard any Trump speeches?  Stupid English.  Nice teeth.

It doesn’t make sense.  Unless the Baron has something up his sleeve.  Maybe he is an alien with a fake body and an electric brain.  Baron Martin Rees is probably one of those sneaky aliens like in that Rowdy Roddy Piper movie or the one where the teachers are aliens.  It gives me shivers to think about it.  And it does explain his mathematical abilities.  Examine the evidence:

There is no way that is somebody’s real face.  It’s just a skin mask with an electric brain inside.  An electric brain bent on the subjugation of the entire human race.

Either that or he is really Gandalf, but has shaved his beard in order to go into witness protection after informing on a Hobbit organized crime ring.  Clearly, he is trying to cast a spell on whomever is taking the picture.  Unless aliens have anticipated this interpretation and have intentionally put on a meat suit that appears to be Gandalf in witness protection from the Hobbitfini crime syndicate.

If this is the case I can only say well played, my alien Master.