In the time in which the MO has gone away, virtually nothing has changed. I don’t even know why I am bothering. Orange Fat Bastard continues to chime in on things that he clearly knows nothing about. His adherents continue to repeat false claims. There are Trump/Pence 2020 signs all over the place. California is still a cesspool of liberal debauchery. We still have to wear masks. At least some places. A variant of Covid is sweeping the nation. A guy named Cuomo is in trouble for sexual harassment. Civil unrest and religious animosity circles the globe.

In the famous words of ex-Vikings coach Jerry Burns, “Fuckers.”

However, in the interest of cliches, it is always darkest before the dawn. Assuming this saying is true (though it clearly isn’t), we can be sure of a sunny morning – metaphorically speaking. Anyway, I was trying to tell myself this obviously untrue bullshit the other day when I was in the grocery store. My quest was to get some celery and one green pepper. The celery went well. The green pepper was shriveled and pathetic, like a 102 year old Hulk’s penis. Poor old Hulk can’t even keep his damn pants on. Of course, his pants would have always ripped off like the rest of his clothes, but Marvel isn’t one of those kinds of magazines. Apparently, purple pants have a great deal of stretch in them. Regardless, his penis looks like a shriveled green pepper now.

“Hulk smash!” old Hulk howls when noting the state of his dingdong’s disrepair. Hey! Dingdong’s Disrepair would make an awesome band name. If there were still bands. Which basically there aren’t. Though The Offspring are still hanging in there. You can pry their guitars from their cold, dead hands. So, Hulk shouldn’t do that. But he has Alzheimer’s in this scenario. And now no recognizable penis. Probably squashed his green testes in the act as well. But maybe not. It depends completely on the angle.

Once I found the celery and the shriveled penis pepper… Hey! Another good band name.

“And now, the greatest punk band known to mankind, Shriveled Penis Pepper!” The music starts. It’s their best song. “Hulk Smash!!! Yeah yeah yeah. Hulk smash my balls!!!!:

I had to get some soup, too. Campbell’s chicken noodle. I am a simple man. And my wife balks at buying it. It appears that she is a bit of a soup snob. Soup Snob Bitch is another song of Shriveled Penis Pepper. But that song has nothing to do with my wife or any other female who has ever been affiliated with me, living or dead. It’s just a song, bro.

While standing in line, I was looking around, mentally judging the obvious stupidity and laziness of others, when I saw a familiar face. It was a guy who used to be management at a former workplace. I did not like him. I found him rather stupid and dishonest. Often, I heaped silent curses on him when his stupidity and dishonesty were displayed in my direction. But guess what? My curses worked!!!!

Hahahaha. This guy has aged like forty years in twenty. And he has the sidling, hunched temperament of a whipped cur. Oh, glory. Sweet, sweet glory. To see a former enemy (or at least former irritant) reduced to such a pathetic representation of a human being– Hooray!!! You know what he looked like? A pale, shriveled penis man. I held up the pepper for a side-by-side. There could be no doubt about it. It was like the movie Thinner and I was the old gypsy man. “Eat shit, White Man from Town!!!”

From now on I am going to speak like the old gypsy man. Hopefully, that will help my curse-making. I’m always about self-improvement. And revenge. Revenge, or at least thoughts of revenge, keep my going on cold winter nights.

The moral of this story is simple. When bad people fail, you can be happy.

Imagine Bruce Banner the next morning. “What the hell?”

In this scenario, Bruce Banner is still cognitively lucid. Otherwise, it’s just Bruce Banner sitting in a wheelchair drooling. With smashed junk.

Bruce Banner’s Drool. Album– You Wouldn’t Like Us When We are Angry

Song list

song 1- Why Isn’t There Any Campbell’s Soup in this House?

song 2- Chicken Noodle Divorce

song 3- Green, Hairy Palms No More

song 4- Shriveled Penis Face

song 5- White Man from Town (Slow Sodomy)

song 6- Sometimes Autism Lasts a Long Time

song 7- Cuomo Octopus

song 8- Jokes about Nursing Homes (Lose their Luster)

song 9- 1001 Uses for Green Peppers (the Incel song)